#homo-erotic ex bffs

[glowingceilingstar]

happy pride month ✌🏻😙

playlist that started as a result of watching one too many incredible Chappell Roan 'Good luck babe' edits and well elaborated from there T^T

Basicallt dedicated to that trope of those two girls that will be each other's end...someway or another

Homo-erotic (ex) bbfs / comphet sapphics / pining

[presidentdisastraofgallifrey]

I don’t generally care much for human aus for Doctor Who, but I did just come up with a list of what I think each of them would be doing as a human. Here are the bits I found mildly amusing:

One runs the only boarding house in town with his granddaughter and delights in trolling the various weirdos they house. They live in a sit com

I don’t know what Two is doing with his life but he definitely adopted both Zoe and Victoria in completely illegal ways—saw scared orphaned teenagers, offered them a home, was gone the next day

Adric is Four’s biological child but no one can for the life of them guess who the mother might have been

I think Peri should be Five’s kid but she didn’t live with him until college so they’re still getting to know each other

Also Five has a weird homo erotic rivalry with his neighbor across the street about, like, lawn maintenance and stuff

Possibly even TWO separate weirdly homo erotic rivalries at the same time

Ace is Seven’s kid but she also didn’t live with him for most of her life. She loves it though because he gets bored every six months and moves cities and changes careers. Also he lets her have as many fireworks and pocket knives as she wants

Nine lives in the flat above Rose staring out the window sadly until she makes him do stuff

Eleven is Clara’s roommate which is good because he makes money with an Etsy store he usually forgets about while she has a career. They are, however, equally chaotic and frequently arrested for general mayhem

Twelve is a beloved eccentric professor. He has a wild on-again-off-again relationship with his (trans) girlfriend and somehow accidentally offers to let students live with him if they have nowhere else to go. Like, more than once, despite swearing he wants to be left alone

Thirteen rents a bedroom from Graham (and by extension Ryan) and works (this week) at a museum. She quits or gets fired in about equal measures, both very frequently

Fifteen lives fairly permanently at a hotel owned by his bff Anita, but he’s not always there. When he gets bored or needs to run away from his thoughts, he vanishes for weeks or months. I haven’t decided what happened to his ex, but I know he’s trans because Rogue is an extremely trans name

*NONE OF THESE IMPLY THAT I NECESSARILY FIND ANY GIVEN RELATIONSHIP TO BE PARENT/CHILD IN CANON. IN GENERAL COMPANIONS ARE JUST THE DOCTOR’S WEIRD COLLECTIBLE FRIENDS